"Welcome to Our Crypt" Plaque

Let your threshold hum with haunted elegance. This MDF plaque, etched with the wry declaration “Welcome to Our Crypt,” is a love letter to shadowed halls and the cobwebbed corners where polite society fears to tread. Framed by a swarm of precision-cut bats mid-flight, it’s the kind of decor that greets mortals and wayward spirits alike with equal parts irony and intrigue.

Hang it askew above your coffin-shaped bookcase, lean it against a cracked mirror in the foyer, or let it brood on an altar cluttered with black candles and dried roses.